Legal Policies

My lawyers take this stuff seriously and they know what they’re doing.

You should read these policies as you never know I may have slipped in a section where I get to harvest your kidneys.

Seriously though, by using this site you agree to all this.

Yeah it’s boring. Yeah there’s a lot of it.

But if you don’t read it all and then come whining to me like a pathetic little cry-baby about what you see, do or read on my website then hard luck loser.

You missed your chance to chicken out already.